The mannequins at The Gap are clearly overworked and underpaid and going on strike. (I think it was a mistake to show off those happy-go-lucky Old Navy mannequins on TV. You knew sooner or later the other mannequins would find out about it.)
Two new playgroup friends joined the other three after lunch today. "You guys eat like pigs! Look at the floor!" They exclaimed as they walked in. Good thing I could blame it on the lunch bunch. Think I might hire those Gap mannequins to give me a hand around here.