Got a call tonight while me and the kids were sitting on the floor reading scriptures:
Lady: Hi Angela. We are looking for a PTA COUNCIL President and your name came up.
Me: (Didn't even hesitate) I've decided not to get that involved in PTA until my kids are older.
Lady: How old are they?
Me: I've got one in Kindergarten.
Lady: Your oldest is in Kindergarten?!
Me: No, my youngest.
Lady: Well, if all your kids are all in school, then maybe...
This is why it pays to be prepared with an answer BEFORE the hard questions come--Drugs, Sex, Council PTA.